Bilingual

Suddenly the British hemisphere of my mind wakes up.

Hey, welcome back, where have you been?

Your greek thoughts were too chatty so I decided to take a holiday. Somewhere in the island of rain.

Home, where your heart is (or at least part of it)

I’m not sure you want to hear all about it? It might hurt...

I met some of your friends and some of your favourite artists and some ex-lovers.

I had a great time but I’ve returned to remind you that you haven’t got rid of me. Not yet. (Ouch that hurts...)

Don’t forget to include the Smeg fridge in your letter to Santa.